Scenes from a marriage

Mrs: Apple is getting rid of real life stuff.

Mr: What are you talking about?

Mrs: You know how they design things in apps to look like things in real life?

Mr: You mean skeumorphism?

Mrs: Yeah. Apple is getting rid of that. They fired the guy who does it.

Mr: Good. People hate skeumorphism.

Mrs: I like it.

Mr: I don’t. Death to skeumorphism!