Scenes from a marriage
Mrs: Apple is getting rid of real life stuff.
Mr: What are you talking about?
Mrs: You know how they design things in apps to look like things in real life?
Mr: You mean skeumorphism?
Mrs: Yeah. Apple is getting rid of that. They fired the guy who does it.
Mr: Good. People hate skeumorphism.
Mrs: I like it.
Mr: I don’t. Death to skeumorphism!